Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Penis

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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