- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

lewis=cardiac

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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