What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I have a horse.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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