Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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