Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Poop

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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wael.. nuff said

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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hi dave

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