Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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