- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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