so... how about that airplane food

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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