- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Women's rights

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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