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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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