- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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