- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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