- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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