- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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