Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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