What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

robin, get in the car.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Who invented apple? God

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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