- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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