- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Tall asians

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Dakota Fanning

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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