- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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