Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Blacks

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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