why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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