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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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