- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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