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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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