Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Patriarchy.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Haha, I get it..

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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