Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

nothing

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

just in time?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

boobs!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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