A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Skrillex.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Your text.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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woman's rights

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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