- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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