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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.