A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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