Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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