what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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no really what are ur names?

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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