what is a bracket? a bracket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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