- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Romans rights.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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