- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A storm be brewin!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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