A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Terry has ebola

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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