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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Hi, my name is Jake.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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