- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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