What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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top kek

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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