What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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