- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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