- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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