A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Caca.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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penis

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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