a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what happened to your carpool? they died.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Womens rights.

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