What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Republicans

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Blacks

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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