Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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why girl die cancer

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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feminine literature

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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