Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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good looking women

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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