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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Boys have swag, real men have class

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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