- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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