What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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