What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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