Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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learn. advance!

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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