- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

matt is fat

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

why did matt die? He had cancer

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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