- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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