Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I love alchohol!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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