Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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People with cancer.

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