- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Japan

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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