- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

women's rights

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

i found waldo.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your dads dead. lol

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