Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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were you expecting a joke

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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