what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

well use a tissue!

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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