- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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