- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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