- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

You're tall.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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