- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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