- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A sober Irish individual.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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