What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Justin Beiber

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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My Butthole.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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