What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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your mom is so fat.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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