Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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minorities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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