why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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