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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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