- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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