Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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roses are red violets are blue

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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