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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What comes after 69? 70

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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