Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Faithful men.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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