- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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