- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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