- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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