You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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