- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Want to hear a joke? No.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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