A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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roy g biv

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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