Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Two planes walk into an office building

knock knock!? . . No.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

This is not funny.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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