What did the old man say? Im old

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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SHUT UP JP

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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