Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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