I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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