- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How High is a Chinese man

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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