- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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