Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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