What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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i just pooped that is all!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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