Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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why dont they make black forks

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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