What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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