- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Barack Obama.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A baby seal walks into a club.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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