- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

YEAH THEY DO!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

your face is kinda funny

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's your guys names?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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