Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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