What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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