- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's your guys names?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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