How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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