- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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