- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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