- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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