- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make the general public confused? ...

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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