I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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