How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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