- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

YOLO You only like Oreos

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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